Note to self (via unlively)
I want this tattooed on my forehead
Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place.
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
Distressing Video Captures EXACTLY How Cops Treat Black People
'Please don't choke me'
‘Please I have asthma’
‘Please don’t do this, my kids are right there’
This shit ain’t right. At all.